Chinglish
how do you do?你怎么做的？
I can understand.
我能倒立。
Yes, I can.
是我，罐头。
May I help you?
五月份我来帮你？
You’re welcome.
你是维尔卡姆。
How are you?
怎么是你？
How old are you?
怎么老是你？
Commander said: “Fire!”
卡曼得喊道：“着火啦！”
Can I help you?
我帮你开罐头？
Are you cold?
哎哟，冷？
嫁鸡随鸡，嫁狗随狗，嫁个棒槌抱着走——
Marry cock follow cock, marry dog follow dog.
Marry a stick,hold it everywhere.
今天不看，明天看。
Today no see, tomorrow see.
二老好
two old good
Beat the shit out of you!
打得你屁滚尿流
love your mother who who who
爱**谁谁谁
王八蛋 KING EIGHT EGGS
混蛋 MIXED EGG
坏蛋 BAD EGG
笨蛋 BEN EGG
小朋友起床做早*
little friend get up do morning ****ing
we brother who and who 咱哥们谁跟谁
american and china are not enough
美中不足
傻B就是“stupid pussy.“
cook two little brothes just like cook only one little brothe!
两个鸡子抄菜————－一个鸡子味！
你问我，我问谁
you ask me, me ask who?
you have two down son.
你有两下子。
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