South Park经典对话(可下载)

Kenny

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MR. GARRISON: let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five

times two?...Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.
CLYDE: [raising hand]
MR. GARRISON: Yes, Clyde?
CLYDE: Twelve?
MR. GARRISON: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a

complete retard. Anyone?...Come on, don't be shy.
KYLE: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
CARTMAN: [mocking Kyle]
KYLE: Shut-up, fatboy!
CARTMAN: 'ey! Don't call me fat, you f**kin' Jew!
MR. GARRISON: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
CARTMAN: "Jew"?
KYLE: No, he's talkin' about "f**k". You can't say "f**k" in school, you

f**kin' fatass.
MR. GARRISON: Kyle!
CARTMAN: Why the f**k not?
MR. GARRISON: Eric!
STAN: Dude, you just said "f**k" again!
MR. GARRISON: Stanley!
KENNY: f**k.
MR. GARRISON: Kenny!
CARTMAN: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f**k f**kily f**k f**k

f**k.
MR. GARRISON: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
CARTMAN: How would you like to suck my balls?
KIDS: [gasping]
MR. GARRISON: [incredulous] What did you say?
CARTMAN: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [speaking

through bullhorn] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
MR. GARRISON: [aghast]
STAN: Holy shIt, dude.


加里森先生：好了好了，孩子们，大家坐好，我们今天有许多东西要讲。说的没错，帽子

先生。好了，今天我们讲几道数学题。哪位同学告诉我，5乘以2等于多少？……不要害羞

，尽量告诉我最准确的答案。
克莱德[起立]：12？
加里森先生[无奈地]：OK。看来咱们得找个不太迟钝的。谁能回答？
凯尔：我想我知道答案。加里森先生！
卡特曼[模仿凯尔的声音]：咿咿呀呀咿咿呀！
凯尔：住嘴，你这肥仔！
卡特曼：嘿，不许说我胖，你个傻Bi犹太人！
加里森先生：喂，艾瑞克，你说了骂人的字吗？
卡特曼：是“犹太人”吗？
凯尔：不，他说的是“Cao”字，你在学校里不能说这种话，你这死胖子！
加里森先生：凯尔！
卡特曼：他Ma的为什么不行？！
加里森先生：艾瑞克！
斯坦：嘿，你又说那个“Cao”字了！加里森先生：斯坦利！
肯尼：呜呜！（去他Ma的！）
加里森先生：肯尼！
卡特曼：这又怎么样？反正也不会伤着谁：Cao，傻Bi，去他Ma的！
加里森先生：你跟我去教导主任怎么样？
卡特曼：你舔我的蛋怎么样？
孩子们：啊！[倒吸一口气]
加里森先生[狂怒]：你说什么？
卡特曼：对不起，对不起，我刚刚说的是——[拿起一个扩音器]你舔我的蛋怎么样，加里

森先生？
加里森先生：……[气得说不出话来。]
斯坦：真他妈倒霉，伙计！

[此贴子已经被作者于2003-7-28 17:27:32编辑过]

风巩

学点儿英语不错！

Kenny

纯俚语~~~~~~~

风巩

嗯，也不错~~

Kenny

How would you like to suck my balls